CORP ODE

EVE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE STATION, WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN A PIMPED OUT, FACTION FIT AND WELL PRESERVED ‘PIRATE FACTION’ SHIP, LOADED FULL OF I$K AND PLEX/ANOM LOOT, BUT RATHER TO SPAM “DOCK-UP”, IN A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND A FLAMING HULL, AMMO THOROUGHLY USED UP, MODS TOTALLY BURNT OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING “WOW! THAT WAS AWESOME! LET ME REP MY SHIP, LET’S GO AGAIN!”